This Week’s Cartoon: The Ultimate Republican Candidate

There is much fretting in Republican quarters about the lousiness of their presidential candidates. While it’s true that Romney and Santorum both have weird if not downright repulsive personalities, it seems to me that Republican voters are getting more or less what they historically like: a Talibanesque theocrat, and Mr. 1% himself. Yes, yes, they both have their impurities, but really, either one would probably be more ideologically-consistent than Obama. Radical corporate-personhood types would be appointed to the Supreme Court, the social safety net would be slashed, the Global Gag rule reinstated. What Republicans want is a good ol’ boy to make it all palatable to the masses. They’re waiting for their cowboy to ride in on a horse and save the day with a Reaganesque smile and tip of the hat. But unless there’s a brokered convention, they’re stuck with major dweebs. (As some readers have pointed out, any Republican candidate is a major dweeb, but I’m referring specifically to backslapping/room-working skills.)


  • PostPunkMonk

    I have to say, this notion is just too blood-chilling to be funny. You have hit the nail on the head and putting ideas like this into the mental environment worry me. Liberal satire can become part of the conservative playbook!

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  • Jen Sorensen

    I hear you. Fortunately, in this case, I seem to fly under the radar of most people who could act on my satirical advice.

  • Susan Montgomery

    All the same it’s best not to give them any ideas

  • Lazaro Feeling

    The invisible hand in the market always moves faster and better than the heavy hand of government.
    Do a lot more than is essential. Exactly what is the distance between somebody that achieves their set goals consistently and those that spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile.

  • ThorstenV

    And only now we start to see how well that nail has been hit.

Jen Sorensen is a nationally-published political cartoonist. She is a 2017 Pulitzer Finalist and recipient of the 2014 Herblock Prize and a 2013 Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award.