Texas Takeover

For more info on the “Jade Helm 15″ set of conspiracy theories, this TPM article offers a nice rundown. Fears are so widespread that Wal-Mart literally just issued a statement denying involvement in a U.S. military invasion of Texas.

To think we could have had Wendy Davis as Governor instead of Greg Abbott… it is to weep.


  • Peter Guerin

    Once again you hit the nail on the head.

  • Peter Guerin

    I should add that those in the towns with the closed Wal-Marts should take advantage of the opportunity to shop their local downtown business districts instead of the “Merchants of Death”.

  • Quiddity

    I assume the Chinese troops will be using a tunnel that goes straight through the center of the earth, in order to get to the designated Wal-marts.

  • Stevie Ray Vaughn

    I did hear of this story on the Jeff Santos radio show the other day, but not with so much detail as here… lol… Those righties never cease to amaze me… Just plumb loco, I guess…

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